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September 11, 2012 at 7:10 pm #604828
2 Much WhineParticipantI just received this and can’t wait to help them!
I and my younger sister write to seek for your help, My name is Mohamed Zaki i am 17 year old and my younger sister Hope Zaki 15 year old a Tunisia, we have a consignment containing 3. 4million United States dollars which our parent left for us after their death. The consignments are presently in the State Now. The consignment gets to the State through the help of a Governmental Diplomat Dr David Lee. The fact is that (DIP) Dr David Lee is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called Mr.
Hardee Warmack in the State.
The week (DIP) Dr David Leeis suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to the State after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call Mr. Hardee Warmack to tell him the description to his house for the delivery, but a friend answered the call and told
(DIP) Dr
David Lee that Mr. Hardee Warmack and his wife hard a fatal car accident which lead to their death some few hours, So (DIP) Dr David Lee has to deposit the consignment in the storage department in the airport over there in State and called us to informed us about what is happening.
Please we want you to Contact the Diplomat so that he can be able to deliver the Consignment to you. And tell him that you have discuss this with us, and you want him to make the delivery to you as our new beneficiary, you can contact
(DIP) Dr David Lee on his email address, { davlee@mindspring.com} and here is also his phone number, ( +1 716-371-8980 )
Please, Contact (DIP) Dr David Lee on time and update me through mail {mzakisfamily@kimo.com}. I await your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless you
Mohamed /Hope Zaki
(of course I am the Kidding one)
September 11, 2012 at 7:24 pm #770897
sbreParticipantToo late 2Much, I called last week and am waiting for the paperwork to arrive.
I will however by some fresh peanuts for your pachyderm.
September 11, 2012 at 7:32 pm #770898
2 Much WhineParticipantI decided my elephant needs to go back to school and may need a minor school bus modification. Is that covered by ADA?
September 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm #770899
miwsParticipantCongrats, 2MW!
I opened this thread fearing you’d been scammed, but you’re okay, because the e-mail didn’t come from Nigeria!
Mike
September 11, 2012 at 7:37 pm #770900
miwsParticipantI believe ADA does mandate trunk modifications.
September 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm #770901
KBearParticipantI want in! Please give them my email address!
September 11, 2012 at 7:39 pm #770902
2 Much WhineParticipantI am starting to get suspicious, though, because it seems my new good friend has been 17 since as far back as 2008 and apparently Mr. Warmack has been dead for that long as well. I know how long these things take so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and buying a brand new car on the way home from work. I trust the Zakis!
September 11, 2012 at 7:55 pm #770903
DBPMemberSave your money, 2.
kootch and me are start a windmill cooperative in Holland, and we’re gonna let you in if the price is right.
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September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm #770904
miwsParticipantHmmmmm… I wonder if there’s any way to determine if the e-mail actually originated in Nigeria, and using some spoofing mechanism, they made it look like it came from Tunisia?
Mike
September 11, 2012 at 11:12 pm #770905
happywalkerParticipantI’m waiting for $9,400,000.00, to arrive from Mohamad al Shirik Mills. Oh I see it’s a different person. My money should be arriving in 3 more days. I just had to send them $1000.00 to receive it. Can’t wait.
September 12, 2012 at 3:43 am #770906
redblackParticipantwell, forget all y’alls.
robert mueller HISSELF! (former director of the effin’ bee eye) told me that i got like $20 millions comin’.
how ya’ like me now?
September 12, 2012 at 5:48 am #770907
shed22ParticipantWhat? Why? I would have never thought that anyone would have placed any attention to sparm (spam with the intention to harm). I get the mocking nature, I just don’t get the relevance.
Although, it did give us Mike’s hilarious response. So, there’s that.
September 12, 2012 at 2:21 pm #770908
happywalkerParticipantMine was FAXED to me, that is how I know it is legitimate. Two more days!
September 12, 2012 at 2:58 pm #770909
2 Much WhineParticipantThere is no relevance – it’s just a change from arguing about politics, dogs, cats, pitbulls, drivers, fast drivers, bicyclists, motorcyclists, guns, restaurants with kids, Trader Joe’s, and the Blue Angels. Plus, I rarely get spam like this anymore so it caught me by surprise.
September 12, 2012 at 3:57 pm #770910
DBPMemberHey! What you got against motorcycle-ridin’, gun-totin’, pitbull-lovin’, fast-drivin’ bicyclists arguing about politics like cats and dogs with Blue Angels while eating spam at Trader Joe’s restaurants with kids?
September 12, 2012 at 5:13 pm #770911
RobindianneParticipantSomehow I missed this thread. Can I get in on some of these? I need riches too.
Thanks for my morning cup of laughter :)
September 13, 2012 at 12:24 am #770912
SueParticipantWe West Seattleites are really lucky – I’ve got a fortune coming to me too!
The New York Clearing House is pleased to comment on the final payment release of your unblocked funds, through the Clearing House Interbank Payments System (CHIPS). Basically, this message is notifying you that your blocked funds, $12.5million, that has been in the coffers of the U.S Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) since April 2008, is finally unblocked and authorized for immediate wire transfer into your receiving bank account by the Clearing House in New York.
We at the Clearing House, received a certified payment instrument from OFAC in your favor containing your personal details and a new receiving account in the name and favor of your financial representative and partner, Mr.Richard Salazar. In line of the issued payment mandate from the OFAC, the Clearing House conveyed a payment message through CHIPS, which will effect the transfer of the funds via S.W.I.F.T MT2O2 COV into the account of Mr.Salazar in the nearest 72-hours after a confirmation to proceed from you as the original beneficiary. Please kindly confirm if the account information are correct to receive the funds,
Bank Name: U.S Bank Trust, N.A, MN;
Swift Code: [redacted];
Routing #: [redacted];
Account Number: [redacted];
Account Beneficiary Name: [redacted];
Beneficiary Address: [redacted].
The funds will be available in the U.S. Bank Trust, N.A account as above in the next 72-hours as soon as we get a permission to proceed from you, and a copy of the MT202 COV Payment Slip will be sent by fax to the receiving beneficiary bank, U.S. Bank Trust, N.A; Mr. Salazar, and also a copy of the wire slip to you for funds clearance at your receiving bank.
We hope this letter is understood, if not, kindly go over the content twice or more before responding, And If you have any questions as regards this matter, kindly reply me via (clearinghouse000@consultant.com) or call the Clearing House as we would be pleased to discuss any of our comments in more detail.
Thanks for your Co-Operation.
Sincerely,
Miss. Lisa Martins
SWIFT Transfer Manager
The Clearing House Payments Company L.L.C.
September 13, 2012 at 12:42 am #770913
JanSParticipantyou’re gonna share…right, Sue?
September 13, 2012 at 1:22 am #770914
KatherineLParticipantI wonder what that “Miss.” is an abbreviation of. Mississippi?
September 13, 2012 at 1:51 am #770915
elikapekaParticipantOh, my, the good luck just won’t stop!
I have apparently won a new BMW Series 7 AND $500,000 from the BMW Lottery Department here in the United State (note it’s State, not States.) And it’s all approved by the British Gaming Board and the International Association of Gaming Regulators!
And all I have to do to claim my prize is send a whole bunch of personal information to Mr. William Nelson at yahoo.com.hk.
So look for me driving around in my new wheels soon!
September 13, 2012 at 3:54 am #770916
SueParticipantOh yes, Jan … when I get my $, I’m going to stand in the Junction and just toss it all in the air. I’ll be sure to post here in advance and get WSB to cover it. It’ll be awesome. Just as soon as the $ clears …
September 13, 2012 at 4:31 am #770917
redblackParticipantoh, yeah. i answer all of my spam.
that’s why i have like 9 nigerian bank accounts, a huge [expletive deleted], really nice watches, 14 russian “wives,” and a free diploma.
and before you imply that my web surfing activities have attracted all of these lucrative ads, you should know that i’ve had the same email address for 15 years. no joke.
September 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm #770918
happywalkerParticipantTomorrow is the big day for me. I’ve anxiously waited for 3 long days. I only had to wirw $1000.00 U.S. Dollars to Nigeria to receive $9,400,000.00. Can’t wait for tomorrow. And I USED to play the state lottery. Not anymore. I’m going to be stinking rich! Good thing nobody here knows who I really am.
September 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm #770919
DBPMember>>And I USED to play the state lottery.
Don’t waste your money on that nonsense, happy. I’ve got something better. I run my own version of the lottery, and it’s a much sweeter deal for the average person.
In my lottery, for each $1.00 you give me, I’ll give you $.50 back and I keep the other $.50. That’s it; that’s the deal. If you give me $10, I’ll give you $5 back. If you give me $100, I’ll give you $50, and so on.
(If you prefer, I can jump up and down and say, “You just won $50!” –but most people forego that.)
True, with my system, you never actually win anything. You always lose. You just don’t lose as much as you would with the State’s lottery. So it’s like you’re really coming out ahead. :-)
Oh, and I don’t lie to people about how my system works either. Which is another plus.
September 13, 2012 at 9:56 pm #770920
2 Much WhineParticipantMy private lottery system is even better! I’ll give you back 60 cents for every buck you give me! And then I’ll donate 10 cents of every dollar I take in to the charity of my choice.
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