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  • #604828

    2 Much Whine
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    I just received this and can’t wait to help them!

    I and my younger sister write to seek for your help, My name is Mohamed Zaki i am 17 year old and my younger sister Hope Zaki 15 year old a Tunisia, we have a consignment containing 3. 4million United States dollars which our parent left for us after their death. The consignments are presently in the State Now. The consignment gets to the State through the help of a Governmental Diplomat Dr David Lee. The fact is that (DIP) Dr David Lee is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called Mr.

    Hardee Warmack in the State.

    The week (DIP) Dr David Leeis suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to the State after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call Mr. Hardee Warmack to tell him the description to his house for the delivery, but a friend answered the call and told

    (DIP) Dr

    David Lee that Mr. Hardee Warmack and his wife hard a fatal car accident which lead to their death some few hours, So (DIP) Dr David Lee has to deposit the consignment in the storage department in the airport over there in State and called us to informed us about what is happening.

    Please we want you to Contact the Diplomat so that he can be able to deliver the Consignment to you. And tell him that you have discuss this with us, and you want him to make the delivery to you as our new beneficiary, you can contact

    (DIP) Dr David Lee on his email address, { davlee@mindspring.com} and here is also his phone number, ( +1 716-371-8980 )

    Please, Contact (DIP) Dr David Lee on time and update me through mail {mzakisfamily@kimo.com}. I await your urgent response.

    Thanks and God bless you

    Mohamed /Hope Zaki

    (of course I am the Kidding one)

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    #770897

    sbre
    Participant

    Too late 2Much, I called last week and am waiting for the paperwork to arrive.

    I will however by some fresh peanuts for your pachyderm.

    #770898

    2 Much Whine
    Participant

    I decided my elephant needs to go back to school and may need a minor school bus modification. Is that covered by ADA?

    #770899

    miws
    Participant

    Congrats, 2MW!

    I opened this thread fearing you’d been scammed, but you’re okay, because the e-mail didn’t come from Nigeria!

    Mike

    #770900

    miws
    Participant

    I believe ADA does mandate trunk modifications.

    #770901

    KBear
    Participant

    I want in! Please give them my email address!

    #770902

    2 Much Whine
    Participant

    I am starting to get suspicious, though, because it seems my new good friend has been 17 since as far back as 2008 and apparently Mr. Warmack has been dead for that long as well. I know how long these things take so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and buying a brand new car on the way home from work. I trust the Zakis!

    #770903

    DBP
    Member

    Save your money, 2.

    kootch and me are start a windmill cooperative in Holland, and we’re gonna let you in if the price is right.

     

    #770904

    miws
    Participant

    Hmmmmm… I wonder if there’s any way to determine if the e-mail actually originated in Nigeria, and using some spoofing mechanism, they made it look like it came from Tunisia?

    Mike

    #770905

    happywalker
    Participant

    I’m waiting for $9,400,000.00, to arrive from Mohamad al Shirik Mills. Oh I see it’s a different person. My money should be arriving in 3 more days. I just had to send them $1000.00 to receive it. Can’t wait.

    #770906

    redblack
    Participant

    well, forget all y’alls.

    robert mueller HISSELF! (former director of the effin’ bee eye) told me that i got like $20 millions comin’.

    how ya’ like me now?

    #770907

    shed22
    Participant

    What? Why? I would have never thought that anyone would have placed any attention to sparm (spam with the intention to harm). I get the mocking nature, I just don’t get the relevance.

    Although, it did give us Mike’s hilarious response. So, there’s that.

    #770908

    happywalker
    Participant

    Mine was FAXED to me, that is how I know it is legitimate. Two more days!

    #770909

    2 Much Whine
    Participant

    There is no relevance – it’s just a change from arguing about politics, dogs, cats, pitbulls, drivers, fast drivers, bicyclists, motorcyclists, guns, restaurants with kids, Trader Joe’s, and the Blue Angels. Plus, I rarely get spam like this anymore so it caught me by surprise.

    #770910

    DBP
    Member

    Hey! What you got against motorcycle-ridin’, gun-totin’, pitbull-lovin’, fast-drivin’ bicyclists arguing about politics like cats and dogs with Blue Angels while eating spam at Trader Joe’s restaurants with kids?

    #770911

    Robindianne
    Participant

    Somehow I missed this thread. Can I get in on some of these? I need riches too.

    Thanks for my morning cup of laughter :)

    #770912

    Sue
    Participant

    We West Seattleites are really lucky – I’ve got a fortune coming to me too!

    The New York Clearing House is pleased to comment on the final payment release of your unblocked funds, through the Clearing House Interbank Payments System (CHIPS). Basically, this message is notifying you that your blocked funds, $12.5million, that has been in the coffers of the U.S Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) since April 2008, is finally unblocked and authorized for immediate wire transfer into your receiving bank account by the Clearing House in New York.

    We at the Clearing House, received a certified payment instrument from OFAC in your favor containing your personal details and a new receiving account in the name and favor of your financial representative and partner, Mr.Richard Salazar. In line of the issued payment mandate from the OFAC, the Clearing House conveyed a payment message through CHIPS, which will effect the transfer of the funds via S.W.I.F.T MT2O2 COV into the account of Mr.Salazar in the nearest 72-hours after a confirmation to proceed from you as the original beneficiary. Please kindly confirm if the account information are correct to receive the funds,

    Bank Name: U.S Bank Trust, N.A, MN;

    Swift Code: [redacted];

    Routing #: [redacted];

    Account Number: [redacted];

    Account Beneficiary Name: [redacted];

    Beneficiary Address: [redacted].

    The funds will be available in the U.S. Bank Trust, N.A account as above in the next 72-hours as soon as we get a permission to proceed from you, and a copy of the MT202 COV Payment Slip will be sent by fax to the receiving beneficiary bank, U.S. Bank Trust, N.A; Mr. Salazar, and also a copy of the wire slip to you for funds clearance at your receiving bank.

    We hope this letter is understood, if not, kindly go over the content twice or more before responding, And If you have any questions as regards this matter, kindly reply me via (clearinghouse000@consultant.com) or call the Clearing House as we would be pleased to discuss any of our comments in more detail.

    Thanks for your Co-Operation.

    Sincerely,

    Miss. Lisa Martins

    SWIFT Transfer Manager

    The Clearing House Payments Company L.L.C.

    #770913

    JanS
    Participant

    you’re gonna share…right, Sue?

    #770914

    KatherineL
    Participant

    I wonder what that “Miss.” is an abbreviation of. Mississippi?

    #770915

    elikapeka
    Participant

    Oh, my, the good luck just won’t stop!

    I have apparently won a new BMW Series 7 AND $500,000 from the BMW Lottery Department here in the United State (note it’s State, not States.) And it’s all approved by the British Gaming Board and the International Association of Gaming Regulators!

    And all I have to do to claim my prize is send a whole bunch of personal information to Mr. William Nelson at yahoo.com.hk.

    So look for me driving around in my new wheels soon!

    #770916

    Sue
    Participant

    Oh yes, Jan … when I get my $, I’m going to stand in the Junction and just toss it all in the air. I’ll be sure to post here in advance and get WSB to cover it. It’ll be awesome. Just as soon as the $ clears …

    #770917

    redblack
    Participant

    oh, yeah. i answer all of my spam.

    that’s why i have like 9 nigerian bank accounts, a huge [expletive deleted], really nice watches, 14 russian “wives,” and a free diploma.

    and before you imply that my web surfing activities have attracted all of these lucrative ads, you should know that i’ve had the same email address for 15 years. no joke.

    #770918

    happywalker
    Participant

    Tomorrow is the big day for me. I’ve anxiously waited for 3 long days. I only had to wirw $1000.00 U.S. Dollars to Nigeria to receive $9,400,000.00. Can’t wait for tomorrow. And I USED to play the state lottery. Not anymore. I’m going to be stinking rich! Good thing nobody here knows who I really am.

    #770919

    DBP
    Member

    >>And I USED to play the state lottery.

    Don’t waste your money on that nonsense, happy. I’ve got something better. I run my own version of the lottery, and it’s a much sweeter deal for the average person.

    In my lottery, for each $1.00 you give me, I’ll give you $.50 back and I keep the other $.50. That’s it; that’s the deal. If you give me $10, I’ll give you $5 back. If you give me $100, I’ll give you $50, and so on.

    (If you prefer, I can jump up and down and say, “You just won $50!” –but most people forego that.)

    True, with my system, you never actually win anything. You always lose. You just don’t lose as much as you would with the State’s lottery. So it’s like you’re really coming out ahead. :-)

    Oh, and I don’t lie to people about how my system works either. Which is another plus.

    #770920

    2 Much Whine
    Participant

    My private lottery system is even better! I’ll give you back 60 cents for every buck you give me! And then I’ll donate 10 cents of every dollar I take in to the charity of my choice.

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