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February 7, 2008 at 1:24 am #614460
JoBParticipantIf ws mom’s comedy didn’t convince you….
and memory doesn’t remind you of small business failures…
and mass bankruptcies (they fixed that.. you probably can’t)….
and interest rates in the 20s…
look up fiscal conservative on wickededia for a great description of Reagonomics and how that all turned out.
What part of the fact that the poor man was struggling with Altzheimers didn’t we get the first time.
and Romney want s to bring it all back. That’s clever.
February 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm #614461
KenParticipantA music video that describes the current meaning of bipartisanship.
May not be safe for work depending on where you are…
February 7, 2008 at 7:33 pm #614462
JoBParticipantken, how do you guys find this stuff? i think i lead a very sheltered life.
February 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm #614463
KenParticipantI am not sure where this came from. Found in my archives:
More facts. Join our cause. Make a huge contribution.—More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.—Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.—More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.—Bread is made from a substance called “dough.†It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!—Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.—Bread is often a “gateway†food item, leading the user to “harder†items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.—Newborn babies can choke on bread.—Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.—Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling .
Frightening statistics! We propose the following:—No sale of bread to minors.—A nationwide “Just Say No To Toast†campaign, complete with celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.—A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.—No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.—The establishment of “Bread-free†zones around schools.—Eliminate subsidies for farmers engaged in the growing of wheat.—Health hazard warning labels to be placed on all packages of bread.
How can you help?—Make a huge contribution.—Put us in your will.—Tell your friends, strangers and coworkers.—Contact your Congressman and demand action now.—Organize “bread lines†in your neighborhood.—Join this organization for a mere one-time fee of $1000.
February 15, 2008 at 6:10 am #614464
JanSParticipanton a lighter note…..
Grandma and Grandpa were driving from Washington to Florida to attend their granddaughters graduation from medical school.Halfway through their trip,they stopped to visit one of their sons in Kansas for a night. Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet. He asked his son about using one of the pills.
The son said, ‘I don’t think you should take one Dad,they’re very strong and very expensive.’
How much?’ asked Grandpa.
‘Around $10.00 a pill,’answered the son.
‘I don’t care,’ said Grandpa,’I’d still like to try one. We’ll be leaving early in the morning, so I’ll put the money under the pillow.’
Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He immediately called Grandpa on his cell phone and said, ‘I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.
‘I know,’ said Grandpa.’The hundred is from Grandma.’
February 15, 2008 at 6:17 am #614465
JoBParticipantlet’s hear it for grandma:)
February 19, 2008 at 5:29 am #614466
JanSParticipantforgive my political humor ;-)
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
February 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm #614467
KenParticipantFebruary 20, 2008 at 7:40 pm #614468
JanSParticipantKen…amazing how much went into the making of this. For those who would like to try their hand at it…just go to http://fsk.deviantart.com/art/Line-Rider-beta-40255643
February 20, 2008 at 7:43 pm #614469
JanSParticipanthere’s another…be warned…there’s a couple of “bad” words in this one…
February 20, 2008 at 7:51 pm #614470
JanSParticipantFebruary 22, 2008 at 5:46 pm #614471
JanSParticipantBaby Boomers..
sound on :)
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb
February 23, 2008 at 5:11 am #614472
KenParticipantOnly funny if your home loan is not underwater.
The most accurate description of the housing crisis period.
February 23, 2008 at 6:35 pm #614473
JanSParticipantFebruary 24, 2008 at 5:53 am #614474
miwsParticipantThis one is better told verbally and with the interaction of the teller and tellee, but I think everyone will get the gist of it.
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My favorite knock-knock joke:
Me: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting Cow.
You: Interrup…
Me: MOOOOOO!!
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Mike
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