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What did the snowman say to the snowwoman?


  1. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    ...."do you smell carrots?"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  2. thank you - lol...gotta keep a sense of humor with what's going on out there, huh...

    how're things at the workplace?

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  3. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    zzzzzz very quiet here. :-)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  4. uh oh...she's goofing off... ;-)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  5. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    shhh ;-)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  6. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    My answer:
    "I'll stop the world and melt with you"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  7. flowerpetal, that's what the 1980's snowmen would say... :-)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  8. JenV..

    you show your youth...

    women would have said that long before 1980;)

    JanS.. Love your avatar!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  9. not showing my youth, just my bizarre propensity for 80's music trivia....Modern English, 1982. ;)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  10. perhaps...

    my heart melts for you..

    would be more accurate pre 1980:)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  11. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    I'm impressed JenV! That song has tons of covers, but yes, I was thinking of the Modern English version.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  12. Irukandji
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    Irukandji

    Around here I'd think snowmen would ask if you smell bacon.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  13. celeste17
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    celeste17

    Or so I smell crab? Or bring on the Rum Balls.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  14. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    or the x-rated version - "you make me wet"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  15. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    Ding Ding Ding! We have another winner. Thanks Mellaw, that made me laugh out loud.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  16. OK, JenV, name this tune:
    "all I'm saying ... it takes a lot to love you ... all I'm saying ... you know it's true..."

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  17. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    Oh oh, I know, I know. JenV, you go first.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  18. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    I can name that tune too! *jumping up & down*

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  19. "the look of love" ABC

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  20. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    Didn't they play that after the Lawrence Welk Show? LOL

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  21. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    Name this tune..."Don't mind me honey
    I'm just looking
    Smelt your chicken
    And I watched you cooking"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  22. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    Ok - I don't know Yaz - now I'm going to have to listen to them on iTunes

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  23. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    State Farm - hmmm... kind of like an upbeat Savage Garden. British?

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  24. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    ding ding ding we have a winnah!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  25. oooh that was a tough one. i gotta go dig up a challenger...

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  26. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    Ok - here's one:

    I've got a girl
    who lives on a hill

    She won't do it
    but her sister will...

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  27. Tube Snake Boogie!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  28. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    Tubesnake Boogie Zz top

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  29. pigeonmom
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    pigeonmom

    Dang cell phone connection

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  30. mellaw6565
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    LOL - good on ya JenV!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  31. Well, I have to lean towards early 80s - and even late 70s, which this one is from:

    I'm all tuned in, I see all the programmes
    I save coupons from packets of tea
    I've got my giant hit discoteque album
    I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  32. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    Lost in the Supermarket, Clash!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  33. snowman to snowwoman: i only have ice for you.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  34. OK, gonna have to dig deeper - i'm out of town so don't have access to my old cassette tapes for inspiration, so it might be a few days. :)

    And, for the record, I still do love "I Melt With You" by Modern English, it's on my ipod!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  35. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    Me too. But there is this trippy flower child kinda version that was released a few years ago which I am fond of too. And I regret to have been told that Taco Time used the music in an ad about some melty cheesey thing. Sigh.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  36. I hate when the good music ends up in cheesy (no pun intended) commercials, like "I Can See For Miles" for an allergy drug. Ugh!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  37. Since this thread is so random, I don't really feel like I am thread jacking. This goes with using slogans for other purposes...and is pretty funny.

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff
    meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one
    pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the
    benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting
    was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

    The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for
    other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were
    acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top
    10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
    very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

    8. Viagra, like a rock!

    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:

    1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  38. And one of my fav songs of the eighties is a little off the beaten path.

    Did I ask you for your love?
    Did I ask you for your dedication?
    I don't want, I don't want your love.
    I don't want, I don't want your affection!
    But I've got to have the car
    I need it for the weekend.
    I've got to have the stereo,
    And a couple of deletions
    I've got to have the freezer
    Put some fun back in my eating (?)
    I've got to have it all until I'm complete!

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  39. ok.. i am still coughing when i laugh too much..

    but it is worth it:)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  40. flowerpetal
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    flowerpetal

    Yeah, Lovich Lene's "New Toy"
    Thanks Zenguy

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  41. mellaw6565
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    mellaw6565

    Zenguy - OMG - the viagra is too funny! Thanks for the morning laugh:)

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  42. What did the snowman say to snowwoman? "Baby, why do you have to be so cold?"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  43. Jeannie
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    What did the snowman say to the snow-woman? "Gawd, you are frigid!"
    What did the snow-woman reply? "How dare you--you've sure got some snow-balls!"
    What was the snowman's retort? "Take a chill pill, you flake!"

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  44. snowman to snow-woman: are those high beams or are you happy to see me?

    Posted 3 years ago #         
  45. oops, my bad...(that's what happens when you talk on the phone and try to type a funny at the same time). snowman to snow-woman: are those high beams from being cold or are you happy to see me? :/

    Posted 3 years ago #         

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