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what ate all my broccoli


  1. I have a level bed with all kinds of veggies and something CLEANED OUT my broccoli 2 nights ago - nothing else was touched - any ideas what critter did this? I have a hunting dog and the racoons know to stay away - I cant imagine a rabbit would dare come in the yard - I am mystified..

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  2. celeste17
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    celeste17

    It was the broccoli fairy! They only eat broccoli at night.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  3. christopherboffoli
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    My guess would be Norway rats before I'd say rabbits.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  4. is your bed fenced?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  5. You know how when we tell kids that if they don't eat all their veggis, a monster will come and eat them? Well, it turns out that the monster is really just interested in the veggies themselves. Hooray! We're all safe!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  6. This is one thing that can't be blamed on George "I hate broccoli" Bush.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  7. you guys are cracking me up...but anyway, rats are picky now huh? Must be the Admiral rats..
    My yard is fenced solid and my bed just has a wire fence to keep the dog out - if its rats, I guess there is no fencing that would keep them out. I am so bummed! I gave away 25-30 broc starts and now I have none myself :( so far, the rest of the bed is untouched...

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  8. LisaM..
    if mine survived on the patio i will be glad to share.. let you know in a couple of days

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  9. metrognome
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    LisaM -- if you have kids, it may have been a pre-emptive strike.
    JoB -- "is your bed fenced?" Kind of a personal question ...
    Gina -- you stole my line. Just to make sure Dubyah doesn't get blamed for everything, Bush the Elder was the broccoli hater.
    And, congrats to every one for spelling broccoli correctly.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  10. and then there's this - lol...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6y71x3tSY&feature=related

    not that it has anything to do with the OP, but...it makes me laugh every time I hear it :)

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  11. metrognome..

    i admit that to a gardener every bed is personal ;->

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  12. anonyme
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    I'm guessing that the broccoli fairies are several inches long, slimy, and love beer. Offer them some.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  13. My bed is obviously too welcoming and comfortable!
    This was not a slug job..
    Thanks for the offer Jo, I bought some other veggie replacements, but would love a few broccoli (will have to hire a garden security guard - ha!)
    Thanks all!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  14. metrognome
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    I think I solved the mystery of who stole the broccoli ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWRWjbbve4

    Unless it was Dana Carvey ...

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  15. hehehehehehehe

    Posted 1 year ago #         

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