Today I received my 5th glossy mailer exhorting me to vote NO on I-1183 because — now get this — because I-1183's backers are spending TOO MUCH MONEY.
Huh? So that's how you're trying to convince me that the other guys have too much money? —By trying to outspend them?
—Uh-huh. And where did you get YOUR money from, anti-1183'ers? Public health nurses send in their pennies did they? Riiiiiiight.
Stupid!!!
Look, since I quit drinking (pretty much) I don't even CARE which way the sheets blow on I-1183, but I have to tell you that the anti-1183 tactics just plain PISS ME OFF.
Yesterday I got a mailer with a picture of a sweet grandma lady on it with an inset picture of a darling little tyke. The lady is saying (in quotes) that a drunk driver killed her son and that the driver got "that last fatal drink" that "robbed me of my child" at a mini-mart, where soon (if I-1183 passes, God forbid) even more alcohol will be available.
Look. If what Grandma says about the little boy is true, then it sucks, and I'm truly sorry for her. Unfortunately, what Grandma's mailer DOESN'T say is:
1) Just who is grandma anyway? What's her name? —We don't know. So how can we even verify her story? We can't, of course.
2) What was the person who killed her son drunk on? Coulda been beer or wine coolers, right? Yeah. Well . . . those are already legal. And as far as I know, they haven't developed a blood-alcohol test that measures the relative amounts of beer, wine, or whiskey in the blood. Just alcohol.
On the other side of the granny mailer is a amateurishly staged photo of a liquor-swilling teenager behind the wheel, alongside an itemized list of "Facts."
("Fact: The CDC estimates that . . .")
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Yeah . . . I know, I know. Costco isn't spending its money in this campaign out of altruistic motives, either . . .
Like I said, I don't really care how the election goes on this, but if I were voting strictly on annoyance factor, I would definitely be voting FOR I-1183 and voting AGAINST the annoying annoyers who are telling me not to.
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Actually, I'm hoping for a NEW kind of initiative system in Washington. Under my system, the ballot would look like this:
□ Yes, I'm FOR the proposed initiative.
□ No, I'm AGAINST the proposed initiative.
□ Screw all y'all. Definitely.
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