Huh!?!?
Is it just me? Or has the news been taking on a decidedly more surrealistic tone lately?
According to officials familiar with the plans, the White House is eyeing fines, penalties and other trade restrictions as initial, more-aggressive steps the U.S. would take in response to what top officials say has been an unrelenting campaign of cyberstealing linked to the Chinese government.
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The White House plans come after a Virginia-based cybersecurity firm released a torrent of details Monday that tied a secret Chinese military unit in Shanghai to years of cyberattacks against U.S. companies. After analyzing breaches that compromised more than 140 companies, Mandiant has concluded that they can be linked People's Liberation Army's Unit 61398.
Twenty years ago these guys were working on better ways to burn cow manure. Now they're breakin' into our iPads and stealin' our sheeeyitttt.











































































































