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so this three legged dog walks into the pogie tavern...


  1. thee
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    thee

    he looks mean, he's off-leash and he orders a rainier in a dirty glass. the dog looks up and down the bar and says....

    Posted 3 years ago #         

  2. Trisket
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    "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw"

    Posted 3 years ago #         

  3. westseattledood
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    westseattledood

    No one is going to top that Trisket.

    :)

    But some might try anyway:

    “It doesn't take much to see that the problems of a little three-legged dog doesn't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Here's looking at you kid.”

    Posted 3 years ago #         

  4. JenV
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    JenV

    a Bear walks into a bar. Immediately he spots a blowsy looking woman teetering on her barstool. He eats her, and sits down at the bar and says, "Bartender - give me a whiskey."
    Bartender says, "Uh, sorry - we don't serve bears on drugs."
    The bear looks puzzled, and exclaims, "What do you mean? I'm not on drugs!"
    "Oh yeah?" says the bartender. "That was the bar bitch you ate!"

    (sound it out....bar-bitch-you-ate...this one comes across better in person, natch)

    :)

    Posted 3 years ago #         

  5. Zenguy
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    Zenguy

    "Got a garbage can I can put this sack of poo in?"

    Jen, that was really bad...thanks!

    Posted 3 years ago #         

  6. Keith
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    Keith

    "Rainier's been my beer for years-- I'll always be loyal to that old yeller."

    ouch. sorry.

    Posted 3 years ago #         

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