They know how to be totally out of it by May 1st don't they? In that regards, I have thought of two Haikus for them. They fired five managers since Lou left and Wedge will be gone soon. It will be the 9th year no playoffs, and a real shot of losing another hundred games. That's Chuck's and Howie's legacy.
Mariners are toast,
for two thousand eleven,
no playoffs again.
Lincoln and Armstrong,
the two worst in the business,
stick a fork in them





















































































