More warm weather, more door to doors these days. In the past month, I have had no fewer than 5 unwanted door to door people come up to my house and want to sell me something I would never by anyway, tell me how GOD-TACULAR! the good lord Jesus Christ is, get me to sign their petition to nuke the gay whales or whatever.
I have a store bought NO SOLICITORS sign on the front door. It might as well be printed in camouflage.
I do not want to sign your X
I do not want your magazine.
I do not need to find Jeebus.
With the current state of break-ins and general street thuggery run amok these days, I tire of the *WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP* at the door.
If you do not answer it, could be a green light for the thieves.
If you do answer it, anything could happen from a little old lady handing me a prayer card to a gang-banger casing my place trying to sell some fake junk they bought to show me just in case I was home and actually answered the door.
I am considering putting up an addendum to my NO SOLICITORS sign that reads:
IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR I WILL CALL THE COPS!
I do not want to be mean, but when you say no, they either get huffy and make you think bad thoughts or pretend to not hear you and ramble on and on. I don't wanna just close the door in their face, but that is what happens most often and it usually creates bad vibes...
And please do not tell me to check their badges. I do not know what a Fraternal Uniformed Ceramic Kiln Mitigation Expert badge looks like....and I do not care.
I just do not want to be bothered in the 3 hours or less per weekday I have when I am home with my family.
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