OK, let's have some fun with this one, shall we, folks?
But first, you must take the Upstanding Blogizen Pledge.
Repeat after me:
I __________ [state your name] do solemnly affirm that I shall always use the West Seattle Blog for Good and never Evil.
OK, now here's what we do:
1) Call the KFC at 35th and Avalon and ask to speak to the franchisee (i.e. the owner).
2) Explain that some crusaders on the West Seattle Blog have started a thread complaining about the tattered flag outside his establishment AND WORSE — that someone has even POSTED A PICTURE of said flag for all to see. (Casually mention the exact address of the post.)
3) Explain that the WSB is viewed by thousands of chicken-chewing West Seattlites every day and is accessible to people all over the world, including places as far away as say, Botswana.
When the owner asks where the hell Botswana is, ask him if it really matters where it is, the point being that at this very moment, Botswainians might be gathering in their millions at Internet cafes, ridiculing the crap out of the West Seattle KFC and pledging never to patronize that establishment even if they were starving — which they are.
4) Explain that the KFC tattered-flag post could go VIRAL at any moment, causing wave after wave of pitchfork-wielding villagers to descend upon the store — and not for the purpose of dining there, either.
5) Darkly suggest that if the flag isn't replaced IMMEDIATELY, the Internet crusaders may post EVEN MORE DAMAGING videos showing the FORLORN FLAPPING of the FORGOTTEN FLAG — or worse, that someone might start ANOTHER THREAD revisiting the issue of animal cruelty and reminiscing about the Great PETA Chicken Picket of 2007.
Oh my god, oh my GAWD! It's almost too easy!
Hm . . .
This post was started yesterday. Let's see how quickly we can get this little "misunderstanding" cleared up, shall we?
—DP
[Cue evil laughter.]