No, I'm not talking about some lame-o congressman. I'm talking about a grandpa I saw today at Riverview Park playground. He was spending some face time with his two adorable little grandkids.
—Only not really face time, 'cuz this guy's fool face was actually glued to his cell phone as he made call after call after call, ignoring the kids. (Good thing they had each other.)
Dude, I hope you're looking at this . . . I don't know what business deal or drinking buddy you thought was more important than making eye contact with your own grandkids, but I'm here to tell ya yer a dumfoof.
Yeah, you heard me right, pal. I made up that word special, just for you, cuz it fits you to a tee.
Dumfoof! Dumfoof!
Foof! Foof! Foof!
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!





















































































