In response to your responses:
JoB~Thanks for the thought.
Datamuse: I really don’t care to spend my money on one and supporting the industry, and the thought of standing in line to purchase it holds about as much appeal as putting on frozen underwear.
Irukandji: That’s a thought, will use is as a last resort, thank you. To your second post; no way, even though it was (guessing) a joke, thieving is not in my nature.
DBP: Thanks for your assumption that I am modest (types the guy who used to strip as a side-job in his 20’s, AND still has some pretty damn good moves in his 50’s), and the offer to buy one for me. Count me in on that study group bud.
Kootchman: No thanks.
Skeeter: That’s an option I hadn’t thought of, would save a lot of hassle and still work just fine for what I have in mind.
funkietoo: Great use of your imagination, but not going to happen.
miws: Mike, where do I start...you’re a sick man and we love you for it. I get what you were insinuating with that photo: a bald, or shaved kitty (tee-hee-hee).
Cait: I’ll tell in time. The recipient of the joke sometimes reads these posts and I don’t want to give it away. I’ll share the details at a later date.