I was going to flag this post for being sexist because it refers to 'gingerbread men' instead of 'gingerbread people'. I mean, why should it just be gingerbread men who get their heads bitten off this time of year? I mean they are already missing certain body parts ... no, not that! I mean NOSES! When they're baking, gingerbread people smell really really good and they don't even have noses so they can appreciate how happy they are making the humans who are about to devour them. I mean they have smiles and 'clothes' made of icing and cinnamon dots for eyes, but no noses!
In the spirit of the season, I won't flag this if I receive a dozen gingerbread women fresh from the oven. With noses.