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1. Anonymous
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   Fill in the blank:

   Murray is a human musical instrument; he makes music by blowing his ______.

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2. cjboffoli
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   Charles Nelson Reilly writes: NOSE

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3. CarolPB
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   nose (?) duh??

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4. Anonymous
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   Correct!

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5. Anonymous
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   Next one.

   What do Dean Martin and a prune have in common? The answer, they are both ______.

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6. trensuela
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7. Anonymous
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   Nope, not blank!

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8. miws
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   Stewed?

   Mike

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9. Anonymous
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   BINGO!

   Next one!

   Farmer Brown said “I never should have hired that midget farm hand, he is so short, he has to stand on his tiptoes to _______.”

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10. pigeonmom
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    Fannie Flag says, milk the cow.

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11. Anonymous
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    Wooooooo! That was fast. Seems like you've seen or heard that one before.

    Okay, next one:

    Dumb Doris is so dumb when the doctor told her she had a tapeworm in her stomach, to get rid of the worm she swallowed a _____.

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12. pigeonmom
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    Nipsey Russell goes for a match with, a live trout.

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13. miws
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    Wooo Hoo! I got one right!

    A bit of a side note. Last Wednesday, The Price is Right had a special April Fool's Day episode.

    Amongst the many out of the ordinary things they did through out the show, was to at least twice, play the Match Game theme music in place of what they'd normally play.

    Mike

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14. Anonymous
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    HAHA! The choppy wah-wah pedal bouncy game show music. Man, I miss that stuff........wait!

    http://www.imeem.com/webomaniac/music/hjxqDzLa/match-game-theme/

    Internet, you enhance our lives thusly.

    Okay - next one:

    Jolly Green Giant said “My wife won’t let me go to New York anymore because after my last trip she looked through my suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty’s _______.

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15. trensuela
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    Photo

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16. cjboffoli
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    Elkie Sommers' card has TORCH crossed out and CROWN written underneath

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17. Anonymous
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    Nothing can get by this intellectual webnet. Correct!

    Okay - one more then initiating power down sleep time mode:

    Gloria said “Last night I think my husband was dreaming about being a submarine captain, all night long he kept yelling _______.”

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18. westseattledood
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    Periscope up!

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19. Anonymous
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    Spoken like a true harbor seal. CORRECT!

    Okay this time is for real:

    Barry said “My wife treats me like a horse, last week we went to a nudist camp and she made me wear a ______.”

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20. westseattledood
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    pair of blinders?

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21. Anonymous
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    westseattledood for the WIN.

    Okay - for real this time:

    Jane said “Last night Tarzan screamed because he got a dart blow onto his _______.”

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22. Bikefor1
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    That sentence is not well written. Even if you correct blow to blown it's not quite right.

    "Last night Tarzan screamed because a blowdart hit him on his __________"

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23. celeste17
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    Brett Sommers says Butt

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24. Anonymous
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    Brett Sommers - the lady with the gigantic glasses - swarms in for the WIN.

    Next one:

    Brenda said to her son, "It's not true that I wanted a daughter instead of you. Now shut up and put on your ______."

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25. celeste17
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    Fannie Flagg said pants.

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26. cjboffoli
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    Darn, it was Brett Sommers I was thinking of, not Elkie

    

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27. Anonymous
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    Eva Gabor for the HUNGARIAN WIN!

    Okay - next one:

    Milton said, "I will never again take another cruise on a banana boat. Two days out I discovered the entire crew was ______."

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28. Lucile 2
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    Ripe?

    @#11. I can't believe nobody wrote "HOW DUMB IS SHE??!!" Gene would be so disappointed.

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29. Anonymous
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    I know L2!!! That was the classic setup!

    Close, but not "ripe". Try again!

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30. westseattledood
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    Bananas.

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31. Anonymous
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    westseattledood with the FLAWLESS VICTORY.

    Next one:

    Weird Sylvester was thrown out of the department store when they caught him ______ing the mannequins.

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32. sunshine
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    wooing

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33. Anonymous
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    Very close, appropriately and accurately named sunshine! Similar to wooing, but not wooing....

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34. Anonymous
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    The correct answer is "kissing".

    Next one:

    On the airplane, Stephanie said to Jessica, "I don't have much confidence in this airline. I just saw the pilot and he had a ______ sticking out of his pocket."

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35. celeste17
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    Charles Nelson Riley says a airplane ticket

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36. flowerpetal
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    JoAnne Worley buzzes in with "Parachute"

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37. celeste17
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    I thought of that but was thinking that had to be a big pocket. :)

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38. Anonymous
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    Flowerpetal with the WIN. It was a compact / emergency parachute.

    Okay next one:

    Phil said, "Judy wouldn't even go near my water bed until I gave her ______."

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39. flowerpetal
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    Jo Anne Worley with " hunky Australian life guard."

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40. Anonymous
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    Whoa, Jo Anne Worley - try to contain that beehive!

    Not correct but I'm going to give you the FLAWLESS VICTORY on that one because there isn't an ocean in Austria.

    Okay next one:

    Nate the delicatessen owner is a fantastic violinist. But he doesn't use a bow, he strokes his violin with his ______.

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41. flowerpetal
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    Jo Anne laughs hysterically, falls off the chair, adjusts her beehive "do" and buzzes in "Banger."

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42. Anonymous
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    Oh so very close! It is a type of banger, in a matter of speaking....think "delicatessen meat"...

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43. Anonymous
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    Oh, too bad! The answer is "salami".

    Okay next one:

    Brett is going to star in a new soap opera and it's going to be called "The Old and the ______less."

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44. Zenguy
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    Ok, true story. I was at a West Seattle friends house this Winter playing Matchgame and the question was "On-line Greg advertized he had a polska keilbasa when in reality it was more like a ________? A vegetarian friend answered "baby carrot. We laughed for a good twenty minutes.

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45. Zenguy
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    Answer to #43 motion-less

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46. Anonymous
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    Yow, so close Zend00d! Think of a noun...something Brett would maybe bring to the Match Game show set, on her person.

    Haha - baby carrots make me smile!!!

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47. Anonymous
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    Time's up. Answer is "tooth".

    This has been a Merv Griffin production.

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48. NewResident2
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    DRATS! During my involuntary hiatus from the forum, I was trying to post the answer to that one!!

    Can I get a half credit?

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49. Anonymous
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    NR2.0 - You get 1,000,000 BONUS HIT POINTS for being so diligent and because I like you!

    EPIC WIN!

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50. Anonymous
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    Welcome to Match Game '09, the Care Bear edition.

    First question of the evening:

    In the Foreign Legion one soldier said to the other “I think they have run out of French Medals, the colonel just pinned a French _______ to my chest.”

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