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I'm outta here suckers - I'm gonna be rich!

  • Started 1 year ago by 2 Much Whine
  • Latest reply from redblack

  1. 2 Much Whine
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    2 Much Whine

    I just received this and can't wait to help them!

    I and my younger sister write to seek for your help, My name is Mohamed Zaki i am 17 year old and my younger sister Hope Zaki 15 year old a Tunisia, we have a consignment containing 3. 4million United States dollars which our parent left for us after their death. The consignments are presently in the State Now. The consignment gets to the State through the help of a Governmental Diplomat Dr David Lee. The fact is that (DIP) Dr David Lee is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called Mr.
    Hardee Warmack in the State.

    The week (DIP) Dr David Leeis suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to the State after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call Mr. Hardee Warmack to tell him the description to his house for the delivery, but a friend answered the call and told
    (DIP) Dr
    David Lee that Mr. Hardee Warmack and his wife hard a fatal car accident which lead to their death some few hours, So (DIP) Dr David Lee has to deposit the consignment in the storage department in the airport over there in State and called us to informed us about what is happening.

    Please we want you to Contact the Diplomat so that he can be able to deliver the Consignment to you. And tell him that you have discuss this with us, and you want him to make the delivery to you as our new beneficiary, you can contact
    (DIP) Dr David Lee on his email address, { davlee@mindspring.com} and here is also his phone number, ( +1 716-371-8980 )

    Please, Contact (DIP) Dr David Lee on time and update me through mail {mzakisfamily@kimo.com}. I await your urgent response.

    Thanks and God bless you
    Mohamed /Hope Zaki

    (of course I am the Kidding one)

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  2. Too late 2Much, I called last week and am waiting for the paperwork to arrive.

    I will however by some fresh peanuts for your pachyderm.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  3. 2 Much Whine
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    2 Much Whine

    I decided my elephant needs to go back to school and may need a minor school bus modification. Is that covered by ADA?

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  4. Congrats, 2MW!

    I opened this thread fearing you'd been scammed, but you're okay, because the e-mail didn't come from Nigeria!

    Mike

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  5. I believe ADA does mandate trunk modifications.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  6. I want in! Please give them my email address!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  7. 2 Much Whine
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    2 Much Whine

    I am starting to get suspicious, though, because it seems my new good friend has been 17 since as far back as 2008 and apparently Mr. Warmack has been dead for that long as well. I know how long these things take so I'm keeping my fingers crossed and buying a brand new car on the way home from work. I trust the Zakis!

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  8. Save your money, 2.

    kootch and me are start a windmill cooperative in Holland, and we're gonna let you in if the price is right.

     

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  9. Hmmmmm... I wonder if there's any way to determine if the e-mail actually originated in Nigeria, and using some spoofing mechanism, they made it look like it came from Tunisia?

    Mike

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  10. happywalker
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    happywalker

    I'm waiting for $9,400,000.00, to arrive from Mohamad al Shirik Mills. Oh I see it's a different person. My money should be arriving in 3 more days. I just had to send them $1000.00 to receive it. Can't wait.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  11. redblack
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    redblack

    well, forget all y'alls.

    robert mueller HISSELF! (former director of the effin' bee eye) told me that i got like $20 millions comin'.

    how ya' like me now?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  12. What? Why? I would have never thought that anyone would have placed any attention to sparm (spam with the intention to harm). I get the mocking nature, I just don't get the relevance.

    Although, it did give us Mike's hilarious response. So, there's that.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  13. happywalker
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    happywalker

    Mine was FAXED to me, that is how I know it is legitimate. Two more days!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  14. 2 Much Whine
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    2 Much Whine

    There is no relevance - it's just a change from arguing about politics, dogs, cats, pitbulls, drivers, fast drivers, bicyclists, motorcyclists, guns, restaurants with kids, Trader Joe's, and the Blue Angels. Plus, I rarely get spam like this anymore so it caught me by surprise.

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  15. Hey! What you got against motorcycle-ridin', gun-totin', pitbull-lovin', fast-drivin' bicyclists arguing about politics like cats and dogs with Blue Angels while eating spam at Trader Joe's restaurants with kids?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  16. Robindianne
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    Robindianne

    Somehow I missed this thread. Can I get in on some of these? I need riches too.

    Thanks for my morning cup of laughter :)

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  17. We West Seattleites are really lucky - I've got a fortune coming to me too!

    The New York Clearing House is pleased to comment on the final payment release of your unblocked funds, through the Clearing House Interbank Payments System (CHIPS). Basically, this message is notifying you that your blocked funds, $12.5million, that has been in the coffers of the U.S Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) since April 2008, is finally unblocked and authorized for immediate wire transfer into your receiving bank account by the Clearing House in New York.

    We at the Clearing House, received a certified payment instrument from OFAC in your favor containing your personal details and a new receiving account in the name and favor of your financial representative and partner, Mr.Richard Salazar. In line of the issued payment mandate from the OFAC, the Clearing House conveyed a payment message through CHIPS, which will effect the transfer of the funds via S.W.I.F.T MT2O2 COV into the account of Mr.Salazar in the nearest 72-hours after a confirmation to proceed from you as the original beneficiary. Please kindly confirm if the account information are correct to receive the funds,

    Bank Name: U.S Bank Trust, N.A, MN;
    Swift Code: [redacted];
    Routing #: [redacted];
    Account Number: [redacted];
    Account Beneficiary Name: [redacted];
    Beneficiary Address: [redacted].

    The funds will be available in the U.S. Bank Trust, N.A account as above in the next 72-hours as soon as we get a permission to proceed from you, and a copy of the MT202 COV Payment Slip will be sent by fax to the receiving beneficiary bank, U.S. Bank Trust, N.A; Mr. Salazar, and also a copy of the wire slip to you for funds clearance at your receiving bank.

    We hope this letter is understood, if not, kindly go over the content twice or more before responding, And If you have any questions as regards this matter, kindly reply me via (clearinghouse000@consultant.com) or call the Clearing House as we would be pleased to discuss any of our comments in more detail.

    Thanks for your Co-Operation.

    Sincerely,

    Miss. Lisa Martins

    SWIFT Transfer Manager
    The Clearing House Payments Company L.L.C.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  18. you're gonna share...right, Sue?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  19. KatherineL
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    I wonder what that "Miss." is an abbreviation of. Mississippi?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  20. elikapeka
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    Oh, my, the good luck just won't stop!

    I have apparently won a new BMW Series 7 AND $500,000 from the BMW Lottery Department here in the United State (note it's State, not States.) And it's all approved by the British Gaming Board and the International Association of Gaming Regulators!

    And all I have to do to claim my prize is send a whole bunch of personal information to Mr. William Nelson at yahoo.com.hk.

    So look for me driving around in my new wheels soon!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  21. Oh yes, Jan ... when I get my $, I'm going to stand in the Junction and just toss it all in the air. I'll be sure to post here in advance and get WSB to cover it. It'll be awesome. Just as soon as the $ clears ...

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  22. redblack
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    redblack

    oh, yeah. i answer all of my spam.

    that's why i have like 9 nigerian bank accounts, a huge [expletive deleted], really nice watches, 14 russian "wives," and a free diploma.

    and before you imply that my web surfing activities have attracted all of these lucrative ads, you should know that i've had the same email address for 15 years. no joke.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  23. happywalker
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    happywalker

    Tomorrow is the big day for me. I've anxiously waited for 3 long days. I only had to wirw $1000.00 U.S. Dollars to Nigeria to receive $9,400,000.00. Can't wait for tomorrow. And I USED to play the state lottery. Not anymore. I'm going to be stinking rich! Good thing nobody here knows who I really am.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  24. >>And I USED to play the state lottery.

    Don't waste your money on that nonsense, happy. I've got something better. I run my own version of the lottery, and it's a much sweeter deal for the average person.

    In my lottery, for each $1.00 you give me, I'll give you $.50 back and I keep the other $.50. That's it; that's the deal. If you give me $10, I'll give you $5 back. If you give me $100, I'll give you $50, and so on.

    (If you prefer, I can jump up and down and say, "You just won $50!" –but most people forego that.)

    True, with my system, you never actually win anything. You always lose. You just don't lose as much as you would with the State's lottery. So it's like you're really coming out ahead. :-)

    Oh, and I don't lie to people about how my system works either. Which is another plus.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  25. 2 Much Whine
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    2 Much Whine

    My private lottery system is even better! I'll give you back 60 cents for every buck you give me! And then I'll donate 10 cents of every dollar I take in to the charity of my choice.

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  26. Screw that. Don't fall for it, WS.

    I'll give you 61 cents back for every buck. Plus, for every dollar I get, a portion will be spent at LOCAL West Seattle taverns.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  27. Hey, now I'm winning more $ AND a car!

    This is to inform you that you were selected for a cash price of € 1,000,000.00 (one million pounds sterling) and a BMW X6 car from the International programs held on 10th of september 2012 in the United Kingdom through this year Internet balloted random process of the major search engines worldwide and your Email address won.

    (of course, € and £ are not exactly the same, but I'm sure it's just a typo and I'm getting the higher amount)

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  28. I'm told someone's been mass mailing the letter below to those poor suckers over there in Nigeria.

    I don't know if there's anything the US government can do to stop this guy (probably not) but it really breaks my heart to think of how many people may have already fallen prey to this swindler . . .

    CONFIDENTIAL

    Dear Sir,

    Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

    Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a former executive and commander in chief of one of the largest financial and real estate empires that ever was existed in the United States.

    My ordeal started immediately after the "bubble" burst on 1 September, 2008 and the subsequent take over of Wall Street by the last administration. The present government is determined to portray all the good work of myself and my fellow CEOs in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my stock options, company golf club memberships, and Swiss bank accounts both within and outside the United States. They even took away my executive washroom key, which in my country is detestable and a source of great humiliations.

    As I am writing this letter to you, my son, Mr. Abig Booboo, is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognitions.

    I and the entire members of my portfolio have been held incommunicado since I was ejected from the halls of commerce, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tried traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

    It is in view of this I have mandated my manservant, Mr. Bugaboo A. Bigbug, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

    I have USD $80,000,000.00 in preferred stock, specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my manservant and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Seattle, Washington as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

    I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a poor ex-financial executive in need.

    May God show you mercy as you do so.

    Yours faithfully,

    Kerry Killinger

     

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  29. "They even took away my executive washroom key, which in my country is detestable and a source of great humiliations."

    DBP, I am dying laughing here!

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  30. happywalker
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    happywalker

    No $94,000,000.00 U.S. Dollars as yet :( This is the 3rd day, so it should be here soon. Am staying home today as not to miss it. So excited. May go out for fish & chips tonight with some of the money to celebrate.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  31. Betty T
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    In the last month I've had 2 odd emails requiring information, deleted them both.

    Chase bank said I was unable to access my account til I updated my information?/ I did access my account.

    UPS said they were unable to deliver my recent order and told me to go to link to fill out and print a lable to take to their store?? I hadn't made any recent orders for anything and in our building they make 3 attempts leaving a notice, then tell you to pick it up at the store.

    Neither got any info from me!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  32. I've gotten notices from Chase, and I don't bank there...also UPS and USPS. I just ignore them , or send them to the SPAM folder, if not already there. So, good for you, Betty..

    haven't had any for a while, but I did receive quite a few false private messages form men supposedly looking for a good and loving wife...all widowed with children...all living in Florida or Ohio, all supposedly engineers who have been transferred to Nigeria, etc. None of them could spell or put a sentence together. And, they liked my picture, even though sometimes I had a picture of my cat up....sigh...so I'm still single..

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  33. Scoff all you want, but youtube keeps sending me messages that my videos have gone viral, and I have gotten several emails with investing advice supposedly sent to the wrong email address. With the combination of investment and mad video skilz, I'm leaving you all in the dust.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  34. waynster
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    waynster

    Speaking of pachyderms.... I got one from Mitt and Paul and if they get elected all us middle income people (200,000 to 250,000) will get millions back on tax returns at least that's what the email from the camion islands said. I could invest it there and triple my cash and not worry about the IRS or letting anyone see my returns....I'm rich I tell ya we will all be rich... they also said something about a bridge for sale....lmao

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  35. Betty T
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    Language and spelling counts a lot to show its not real. I do have accounts at Chase. But the messagehad a couple mis-spellings in it besides the fact I already knew they wouldn't request info online.Also mis use in words.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  36. kootchman
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    Reads like the Democratic party line..... whoopee! Free stuff!

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  37. kootchman
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    I gave up waynster... you all convinced me... I am finally all in...every dime. Overseas.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  38. awww, crap...does every damned thread have to become political? Geez!~

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  39. I agree with you JaN!

    Pretty tacky of him to turn this fun thread political, especially considering what a First-Glass guy, 2MW is..... ;-)

    Mike

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  40. happywalker
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    happywalker

    "chirp chirp chirp" (crickets chirping) no U.S.Dollars as yet.

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  41. Just checked an alternate e-mail acct of mine, and in it is an e-m with the subject line of:

    THIS WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR FUNDS

    I have decided it's probably best to not open it, as my fragile ego could not withstand the elements of rejection.....

    Mike

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  42. Mr. Vinny Johnson has made me this fine offer! Gonna be buried in cash, folks!

    Are you aware of any relative born on 2nd of Feb 1951 and bears same surname as yours? He has an investment of considerable value with the AFDB Bank Group Can you confirm your willingness to accept this inheritance if you legitimately appointed get back to me for more info

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  43. and what does AFDB stand for?

    Posted 1 year ago #         
  44. redblack
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    redblack

    a new wrinkle! it turns out we were doing it wrong.

    all names and addresses have been redacted to protect the innocent... and guilty. except for the guy who can really get you your hard-earned millions, of course.

    Subject: STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE!!!

    Attn: My Dear,

    I am Mrs [redacted], I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. [redacted] FLorida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

    So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Barrister Gabriel Duke, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

    He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Barrister Gabriel Duke, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister Gabriel Duke.

    Kindly send your personal details to him to prove your identification.

    Full Name:
    Home Address:
    Occupation:
    Mobile Phone Number:
    Home Phone Number:
    Age:
    Gender:
    country:
    A Copy of Identification:
    Payment Type: (Inheritance)......... (Compensation)........... (Contract funds)......... (Winning Lottery)........

    You have to contact him directly on this information below.

    COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
    Name : Barrister Gabriel Duke (Esq)
    Email: [redacted]
    Phone Number: [redacted].

    You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

    The only money I paid after I met Barrister Gabriel Duke was just US$580 for the paper works, take note of that.

    Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister Gabriel Duke so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

    Thank You and Be Blessed.

    Posted 1 year ago #         

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