Hey, Mellaw, this is one of the best threads I have seen in a while (there was some nastiness going on in one of the other threads until it was joyfully hi-jacked again.)
Anyway, we have the So. Delridge Cat Army:
Sam, or Samuel L. Kittan (stress on the second syllable), or Bunny cuz he is so soft.
Calvin, aka Calvin G. Hoolighan, Big G, Grayboy, Jeeger...27 pounds of burnin' love.
Toby Roo, for the noises he makes, "Ar? Ar? Ar? Aroooooo?" He also eats lint and stares at walls, so what can you do?
Then there's Sheldon Woo, also named after his sounds, except he's more musical and literate. He's also Stinkus, Maloo, Meowzabub...he's the smartest and naughtiest of all of them, although Calvin runs a close second in naughtiness and brains....and Sam is definitely his equal in brains.
As a teenager, I had feral cats named Chairman Meow, Toyboat and ToasterOven.





















































































