Before, in soviet r-r-r-russia, life is seempler, da?
No have kyar . . . no have traffic-ee.
No have traffic-ee . . . no have traffic-ee problayma.
Have horse problayma only.
In modern r-r-r-russia, vee haffink traffic-ee problayma and horse problayma too.
Before, horse own all of highway.
Now, horse must valking everywhere, yoost like pedestrian, da?
Vee haffink many unemployed horse. Too many unemployed horse.
Horse gettink drunk, valkink around, fightink . . .
Makink all kind t-r-r-rouble for democracy.











































































































