A company that makes vending machines to dispense marijuana is one of dozens of firms and experts (!) that have offered to help (!) the state set up new rules now that the drug has been legalized.
"I want to be completely clear that in Washington, these machines would be located behind a counter, inside a retail outlet, where it would be operated by a dedicated technician. There will be no direct-customer contact with the machine," wrote Dr. Bruce Bedrick, Medbox CEO, to the Liquor Control Board.
–Hey. That reminds me of the time I invented a booze vending machine. Did I ever tell you that story?
Well of course it was operated by a dedicated technician, you fools!
A VERY dedicated technician.