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1. ToddinWestwood
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   With the warm weather finally on it's way, I was wondering if any of West Seattle's eating establishments allow well behaved Chupacabra on their patios?

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

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2. JEM
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   I think as long as you say it is a "service Chupacabra" then you are ok

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3. Lindsey
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   LOL! Want to have a chupacabra meetup? I heard they aren't expressly banned from the beaches...

   Posted 1 year ago #         

4. Garden_nymph
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   ...and do they have an off leash park designated for them to play? Do the scoop laws apply to them also? Thanks Todd et al for my daily laugh!

   Posted 1 year ago #         

5. service dog academy
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   Free service chupacabra training available! Yes, we can train your chupacabra to do your dishes, fold your laundry and vacuum your house. No income requirements for free training services! Call now for this limited time offer for West Seattle Blog forum users!

   Posted 1 year ago #         

6. Garden_nymph
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   Service dog academy,

   Will you teach my chupacabra to wash windows and iron my clothes too?! Where do I sign up?

   Posted 1 year ago #         

7. HelperMonkey
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   you all had better keep your chupacabras on leash when I am out with my goats!

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8. AlkiCabCompany
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   I don't think you have to pick up the Chupacabra poop..I believe it lights on fire and burns up instantly.

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9. Garden_nymph
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   What's that, easy to light and clean burning; sounds like a new, clean, heat source. Just imagine, "Chupy chunks" sold in reused boxes at our farmer's market! See folks, first a West Seattle Trader Joe's and now cheap heat. We could employ several people to scoop it, helping solve unemployment because, "Many hands make light work." Next stop, the Gulf of Mexico, I hear they need some help...

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10. AlkiCabCompany
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    That would take a lot of Chupas to clean up that mess. But I like your style.

    Posted 1 year ago #         

11. CountingCoup
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    Need to know how I get my chupacabra legal immigration status.

    Posted 1 year ago #         

12. wundrgrrrl
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    If it's had all the usual Cryptid vaccinations, it shouldn't be a problem.

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13. Andy
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    This is the US of A, CountingCoup, Legal citizenship is not required.

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14. linda
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    Things could get ugly though if your "service Chupacabra" is on the patio at the same time as someone's "service goat", no matter how well behaved it is.

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15. AlkiCabCompany
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    they need to crossbreed a chupacabra with a chihuahua so I can have one that fits in my purse and I can put little sweaters on it to match my shoes.

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16. Andy
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    Chupahuahua. Chihuacabra.

    Posted 1 year ago #         

17. voodoo
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    Sorry, my brain is fried so I have nothing witty to say. I just have to tell y'all how much I am enjoying this thread - this is the type of absurd humor that totally tickles me!

    Posted 1 year ago #         

18. ToddinWestwood
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    THanks for the kind words. It is just how me brain works sometimes.

    It was either this, or writing a thread about petitioning the city to change Westcrest Park into an off leash cat park. :)

    Posted 1 year ago #         

19. AlkiCabCompany
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    cats and dogs living together?..someone get Bill Murray on the phone.

    Posted 1 year ago #         

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