I heard a rumor about someone's LED Christmas lights being stolen, so I want to ensure that everyone who put's up Christmas lights takes every effort possible to prevent the Grinch's of West Seattle from stealing them!
USE ZIP TIES!
It may not guarantee that your lights won't be stolen, but at least it will make it ridiculously hard for people to steal.
If I see anyone touch my lights, I'm going to go non-Catholic on them...










































































































