Here's just a few of the purchases I avoided making this year:
☺ Big screen TV (Television is dreck anyway. Do I need 125" of dreck?)
☺ Small screen TV
☺ In-between screen TV
☺ Kindle (That's what books are for, remember?)
☺ Gift certificate for $100 worth of crap
☺ Uncle Milton's Deluxe Ant Farm
☺ Jewelry, assorted
☺ Cat toys (Hey, everything I OWN is a cat toy, all right?)
☺ Fancy crystalware (Prolly just break.)
☺ Radar detector (Avoid tickets: drive slow.)
☺ MP3 player (Prolly just lose it.)
☺ Leather jacket
☺ H-O gage model train set
☺ Orange Julius
☺ 5 gal. bucket of chocolate-covered pretzels
☺ Solar-powered wine opener
☺ Power tools (Prolly just have to use them.)
I'm kinda sad now, actually, going over this list.
I really wanted the Ant Farm.





















































































