Adventures in Logic
Lesson 1: Responsible Owners
(Part 1)
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Question: What do pitbulls and guns have in common?
Answer: They both have responsible owners.
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–No really. I am not being ironic. There are plenty of responsible owners of pitbulls and/or guns out there. I know this for a fact, because I know many of them personally.
But even if didn't know any, all I'd have to do is wait for another tragedy involving a pitbull or a gun to come along. Whenever that happens, I know I can count on dozens of responsible people coming forward (on responsible forums like this one) and saying things like: I'm a responsible owner, and my experience has been blah-blah-blah . . .
Conversely, nobody will come on here with things like: I'm a crazy, IR-responsible owner, and I gotta tell ya that blah-blah-blah-blah-blah . . .
–Well, actually, we did have one gun guy on here talking some crazy shit about defending himself from the government, but I haven't heard from that dude for a while.
[ wink ]
Anyway, from what you read in the editorial pages, you might conclude that every owner is a responsible one. But if you did that, you would almost certainly experience cognitive dissonance, because as soon as you turned back to the news pages, you would see that there is at least one owner out there who wasn't responsible.
So what to believe? Are most gun owners responsible? Or are they irresponsible?
Sorry. I can't tell you that; you'll have to figure it out for yourself.
While you're doing that, I would remind you to be cautious of making unsupported inferences on either side of the issue, but I would urge you to be especially wary of claims of responsible gun ownership, for when it comes to that we have only the claimants' personal assurances to go on, whereas when it comes to the irresponsible ones, what we have is proof positive – in the form of body bags, grieving families, cities and towns in shock, and a nation in mourning.

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