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A Texan talks about Rick Perry . . .


  1. My cousin Bill lives in Denton, Texas and has been following Rick Perry's career for a long time. Below is an excerpt from an e-mail he sent me this morning.

    It kills me that Perry wanted Texas to secede from the Union. He even wrote a book about it!

    Perry railed against the Obama stimulus package, claimed he wouldn't touch a dime of it, covertly accepted every penny & now takes credit for the creation of hundreds of thousands of jobs in Texas that were, in fact, created by the dreaded Obama stimulus money.

    Only a Republican could be that duplicitous.

    Perry used to be a Democrat, claims to have never seen a Republican till he was in his 20s!

    Seriously, he's an awful political hack — would be the worst Texas president since George W. Bush. At least Dubbya didn't dye his hair like Pretty Boy Perry does.

    Never held a job outside of political office in his life, so naturally he'll go to Washington and be an independent voice for the people against big government, right?

    Went to Texas A&M, was a "Yell Leader." Most schools would call this position a cheerleader but not A&M.

    Dude was an ass-kissing cheerleader by any name... still is...

    —Bill

    DBP Note: I make no claims as to the accuracy of Bill's statements, but I do appreciate his um . . . candor.

     

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  2. The secession thing is false:
    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2011/aug/18/truth-about-gov-rick-perry-and-secession/

    "Perry railed against the Obama stimulus package, claimed he wouldn't touch a dime of it, covertly accepted every penny"
    So if you disagree with the stimulus you should turn down the funds? Huh? If you think your tax rate is too low you should not abide by it and pay more? Call Buffet!

    "Never held a job outside of political office in his life"
    You don't want to go there.

    "Went to Texas A&M, was a "Yell Leader.""
    Better than being a band geek!

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  3. hey, you can be against the stimulus and still take it...many have. But..Perry said that he would never touch it...and then he did...that's different.

    Now, I gotta say this. DBP's brother lives in Texas, has more first hand knowledge about Gov. Perry. Yet, you insist on correcting him? That would be like some anonymous Texan telling you that he knows more about what goes on in WA State than you do...just an observation...

    yes, I realize that he probably didn't say that he wanted Texas to secede..it's all hot air anyway..sort of like when West Seattleites get the urge to secede from the city..:)

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  4. kootchman
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    I said it three months ago... won't be Perry, won't be Bachmann...it's going be someone with business credentials and credibility.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  5. there's gonna be a new candidate?

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  6. Fair enough.

    However, I do have relatives outside Houston.

    Also, he did turn down some of the funds. Funds directed by the federal government to specific items. I believe the above claiming otherwise needs a link.

    http://lubbockonline.com/stories/031309/sta_408570959.shtml

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  7. Romney/Rubio will be the ticket.

    Landslide.

    jmho

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  8. Bill's actually my cousin, not my brother. And yes, he is somewhat prone to bullshitting, as are ALL Texans. Especially Rick "Yell Leader" Perry. ;-)

    Another thing to know about Texas is that, regardless of which side of the road you're on politically, you may not:

    ► Say anything bad about Texas
    ► Drive a small car
    ► Be a vegetarian
    ► Question the Second Amendment
    ► Cuss another man's dog or mess with his woman

    However, this is not to say that Texans themselves don't do all of the above things as much as they want to. Because in reality, the Number 1 Rule when it comes to Texas is:

    ► You do NOT tell a Texan what he can or can't do. Ever.

    (Unless you wanna get shot.)

     

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  9. oddreality
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    I also have a relative in Texas. She believes Regan was the BEST PRESIDENT EVER [that is the tone she uses when she says it....loud!!]She can't stand Perry and wishes some other state would take him.She does not want to see him as president.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  10. OMG, it's the exact opposite of Washington! No wonder I like it so much.

    From a gun-owning, SUV-driving, meat-eating, dog loving Seattleite.........who uses fertilizer on his yard, washes his car in the street and and uses plastic and paper and doesn't even reuse his mug at Starbucks! The horror!

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  11. Well you know, Smitty, there ARE all those wormholes in Texas, left over from the oil (pronounced: "awl") drilling years.

    Maybe you stepped in one of those and somehow wound up here, in Latte Land.

    **************************************************************************************

    Speaking of water use . . . when Texas was having that mammoth heat wave last summer, you know what Cousin Bill was most worried about?

    –His water bill.

    As in his lawn watering bill.

    Yup!

    "Everyone in Texas knows ya GOT ta water the lawn if ya wanna keep it green!" he told me. "'Specially now, that it's so HAWT, and seein' hows it ain't rained fer nigh onto ten year."

     
    IKYN!

    (I Kid You Not)

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  12. oddreality
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    I didn't tell you why she liked Regan. His looks. Yup.She loves that dark swarthy look. Her favorite singer?? Don Ho...favorite actor in the 60's? George Maharis...see a trend? She really knows very little about politics and even less about the Regan years but because he is her physical "type"...he was the best.Surprising she even notices how awful Perry is but of course he actually does have something to do with how well she is able to live.So swarthy looks aside she would happily see him go.LOLOL There are a lot of people that vote based on looks.Too bad.
    Regan policies did not bother her much in the 80's because she was young then and making quite a lot of money, now she is older and makes practically nothing and not quite SS age.Bummer.

    Shouldn't Perry at least have admitted that the jobs he was able to create..mostly in Government I might add [bigger government anyone?] ..he was able to create due to the stimulus money he took in??

    Smitty quote:"From a gun-owning, SUV-driving, meat-eating, dog loving Seattleite."
    Me also.. but not the rest of the stuff.Some liberals drive an SUV,own dogs, eat meat and own guns too!! Who woulda thunk it??

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  13. She was into that swarthy "Hollywood has-been" look. And he had it.

    She knew nothing of global affairs.
    He knew even less.

    It was a match made in Paradise, complete with white sand beaches and palm trees swaying to the dreamy, druggy vibe of Mr. Hawaii himself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WOAxu28C0

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  14. metrognome
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    Smitty -- now the birthers are after Rubio for discrepancies in his oft-repeated story about when his parents came to the US from Cuba, so he's done. Who else would Romney pick (remember, it's gotta be someone who isn't as handsome ...)

    DBP -- are you sure you got the dogs and women quote right? I've heard a good huntin' dog is about the most valuable possession a Texan can have.

    oddreality -- you may or may not want to tell your relative that George Maharis plays for the same team as Rock Hudson did, as did lots of other hunky actors in those days.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  15. The "birthers" have no clout. They are a joke, I thought?

    If not Rubio, then Jeb, or Pawlenty, or Ryan, or Christie.......it goes on, and on, and on. All are better than the current joker in the VP slot.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  16. metrognome
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    yeah, too bad the last presidency reversed that ... the joker was the president.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  17. He's not running.

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  18. 365Stairs
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    365Stairs

    Oh...to sit around a camp fire with ole Ricky and his partners making smores..."Is that there white or dark chocolate they usin on them crackers?

    "Ha..Rick...you just said cracker...man...that there was funny!"

    "I wasn't trying to be funny you dim witted varmint...I was curious"

    Posted 7 months ago #         
  19. More Texas straight talk from Cousin Bill. He titled this e-mail: Who could understand better than a Texan?

    Local news seems to have problems when negative stories regarding the Rickster appear. Seriously. They lose signal. Things happen.

    I'd prefer to remain in the shadows on this. Hey I even deleted his name from the title of this e-mail as an afterthought. Texas politics gets mean at times. This is the Wild West.

    We have suffered under his absentee form of governing for a long time now. He has this uncanny ability to straddle the fence facing both ways & all with that patented Awww shucks smile. (It's his inner cheerleader shining through. Oh. Pardon me . . . his inner YELL LEADER.)

    Nothing's ever his fault. Blame can always be placed on Big Government or Obama.

    The Texas legislature had some dirty dealings with public funds recently (SURPRISE). The amazing thing was they shouldn't even have had access to this money. The fund was set up by utility companies to provide citizens with a means to help thier neighbors out who are unable to afford the high cost of utility bills. It adds a dollar to the total of your bill — all with the specific intent of helping those in need.

    Apparently [this fund] fell under the heading of "Funds Rick Perry can steal from the people to diminish the state deficit." To the tune of like $250 million dollars! This stealing went completely unreported till a local TV station discovered it! The fund was gutted except for pocket change of $20 million or so.

    Perry's response when confronted: "I disagree with this practise, but I don't control the Legislature."

    —Yeah right, & as I often say, when confronted with a huge lie: "And I, Bill [last name deleted], have a foot-long [expletive deleted]"

    He's also a megalomaniac — totally in control. A power-hungry devil resembling an aging male model. With the blackest hair in Texas! He does what he wants, when he wants. And if you're his friend, you're set up for life.

    He reacted in similar fashion when he decided to cut school funding state-wide. No negotiation, no discussion; he just did it because he could. When thousands of teachers were being fired because of this, he calmly blamed the action on local districts & the legislature — not his get-tough-with-the-budget routine. Protesters lined the streets of Austin, so Perry left town to campaign.

    Texas was burning for weeks with rampant wildfires while he was on his trail to the White House. He paid no attention till it began showing up in the polls . . . then he made the grand press conference gesture of returning to "save the state" and "couldn't leave till the job was done." Oh brother!

    Of course, everybody knows of his attempt to sneak in a bill that would require mandatory vaccination of pre-teen girls for the HPV virus. (But beware of Obama's socialism that will force you to buy health insurance. As in: Socialism Bad / Rip-Off Country Crooks Good!)

    The legislature actually had the balls to reject that one! Later it was discovered that one of Perry's best friends owns the ONLY company that manufactures the HPV vaccine AND Perry owns stock in it. Republicans brushed that off as a coincidence. (And yes, of course, you're familiar with my foot-long [expletive deleted])

    Perry refused to comment [on the conflict of interest problem] forever. That is his usual tactic.

    I loved how he held back on his jobs plan & tax plan & every other plan till he saw all the other Republican candidates' plans & then finally disclosed his. Sort of like somebody copying your paper while doing a test in school. Perry's plans were totally cobbled together out of other candidates' plans & then altered to avoid the negative feedback those plans had gotten.

    Transparent and single-minded, that's our Rick Perry.

     

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  20. kootchman
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    I bet right now... there are people all over American laughing their collective butts off at our very own McGinn or the wicked with of the west, Gregoire. Wondering how could they be so stoopid..out there on the left coast? Must be just what Texans want... he is the longest serving Gov in the country. That's regionalism for ya.

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  21. redblack
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    redblack

    smitty, post 15:

    i think willard's going to tap tea-paw, the milquetoast minnesoter, for VP. he's safely tea party enough, without being too tea partyish - unlike that lunatic, bachmann.

    regarding the receipt of stimulus funds:

    look, you can't go around criticizing your fellow americans as "big-spending socialists," then turn around and stick your hand out - just 'cause someone else is going to get that largess if you don't take it. that's just... degenerate.

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  22. I wish many of you had been so ... uh... curious and questioning about the current commander in chief when he was just a Senator. You could have had Hillary and we all would have been better off. But no. Now we need someone who, instead of talking and looking nice, will actually lead. Kind of like Reagan. (Oh the firestorm to come). God Bless you Ronnie. We need another Morning in America.

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  23. I am undecided about Perry. He has some baggage but has experience. He does not, however, have something nicknamed Romneycare. Romney is who the old guard Republicans want. Not what the Tea Party nor conservatives want either. I do not want another Republican President who is a wishy washy moderate. No more Bob Dole's, Bush Sr. or John McCain's.

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  24. redblack
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    redblack

    i got a lot of what i wanted from obama. he's making you guys apoplectic, so he must be doing something right.

    now, regarding the "old guard" selecting your nominee: when are you guys going to do something about that?

    at what point do you tell the "old guard" and the media that your party is no longer for sale?

    Posted 6 months ago #         
  25. HMCRich...
    did you just say we would all be a lot better off with Hilary?
    ROFLMAO
    is that irony or what?

    look... if we had actually listened to texans before we elected that guy everyone wants to have a beer with until they actually have a beer with him...
    we would all be a whole lot better off...

    Posted 6 months ago #         

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