West Seattle Crime Watch: Alleged Alki pizza purloiners

March 25, 2014 at 2:51 pm | In West Seattle news, West Seattle police | 4 Comments

Police say three intruders found at Alki Elementary School were caught red-handed … with a frozen pizza. Just go read the tale as told by SPD Blotter writer Jonah Spangenthal-Lee.

4 Comments

  1. “…a chilling effect on the theft of frozen pizzas…”

    I love the way Jonah writes.

    Those guys must have been desperately hungry and/or incredibly stoned to decide that frozen pizzas from a school cafeteria were worth stealing.

    Comment by AJ — 4:35 pm March 25, 2014 #

  2. Brain Surgeon #1 “Dude, I got the munchies”
    Brain Surgeon #2 “Like, me too”
    Brain Surgeon #3 “Like, whut?”
    Brain Surgeon #1 “Anyone know where to get pizza?”
    Brain Surgeon #2 “My mom’ll kill me at this time of night”
    Brain Surgeon #3 “Whut?”
    Brain Surgeon #1 “I know where to get pizza, it’s in like a school or something, and it’s free”
    Trio of Brain Surgeons “That sounds like a great idea!”
    …party on, Garth.

    Comment by Wendell — 5:02 pm March 25, 2014 #

  3. Just look for the ones who have no taste buds just other buds. You’ll find them sound asleep on someones couch. Goes by the names Ren and Stimpy.

    Comment by Alki resident — 5:50 pm March 25, 2014 #

  4. Happy Happy Joy Joy!

    Comment by Rick — 6:38 am March 26, 2014 #

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