West Seattle Crime Watch: Alleged Alki pizza purloiners

Police say three intruders found at Alki Elementary School were caught red-handed … with a frozen pizza. Just go read the tale as told by SPD Blotter writer Jonah Spangenthal-Lee.

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4 Replies to "West Seattle Crime Watch: Alleged Alki pizza purloiners"

  • AJ March 25, 2014 (4:35 pm)

    “…a chilling effect on the theft of frozen pizzas…”

    I love the way Jonah writes.

    Those guys must have been desperately hungry and/or incredibly stoned to decide that frozen pizzas from a school cafeteria were worth stealing.

  • Wendell March 25, 2014 (5:02 pm)

    Brain Surgeon #1 “Dude, I got the munchies”
    Brain Surgeon #2 “Like, me too”
    Brain Surgeon #3 “Like, whut?”
    Brain Surgeon #1 “Anyone know where to get pizza?”
    Brain Surgeon #2 “My mom’ll kill me at this time of night”
    Brain Surgeon #3 “Whut?”
    Brain Surgeon #1 “I know where to get pizza, it’s in like a school or something, and it’s free”
    Trio of Brain Surgeons “That sounds like a great idea!”
    …party on, Garth.

  • Alki resident March 25, 2014 (5:50 pm)

    Just look for the ones who have no taste buds just other buds. You’ll find them sound asleep on someones couch. Goes by the names Ren and Stimpy.

  • Rick March 26, 2014 (6:38 am)

    Happy Happy Joy Joy!

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