Stolen swine sought: Endolyne Joe’s looking for pilfered pig

If you have been to Endolyne Joe’s (WSB sponsor) in Fauntleroy recently, you might have noticed that flyer. In case you haven’t – the restaurant is asking us now to get the word out more widely. As explained by Rich:

Within the last month, someone decided it a good idea to take one of our decorations. It was a two-foot-tall wooden pig named “Danny.” We are not interested in prosecuting the offender. We are not interested in getting anyone in trouble. We just want our pig back. It has been a part of this restaurant since we opened. Kids have measured their growth by standing next to the pig. … We are offering a case of bacon to the person that gets our pig back…NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

Tips? The restaurant is reachable at 206-937-5637. Or, drop Danny off back at the restaurant at 9261 45th SW.

6 Replies to "Stolen swine sought: Endolyne Joe's looking for pilfered pig"

  • scout 15 January 18, 2014 (1:42 pm)

    The swine!

  • Out for a walk. January 18, 2014 (9:48 pm)

    Endolyne Joe’s is such a great restaurant! They do so many wonderful things for the neighborhood. If you are reading this and have the decorations; or know who has them, please help and return the decorations.

  • onceachef January 18, 2014 (9:48 pm)

    “Swineless” bastards!

  • duke January 19, 2014 (10:22 am)

    talk about bringing home the bacon!

  • Hogfather January 21, 2014 (5:20 am)

    I quite hope we can figure this all snout quickly and curl-tail the present situation hamoniously and pigure out who ya-oinked Danny. He was a bacon of hope in a crispy world. Let not this crime piglet you down. And in the words of Hamlet; to weeee or not to wheeee? Fat is the question. The hamswer: Wee. Wee. Whee.,,, All thy way home. Catch these villians and Wilber ‘nem at the stake!! Oh, Bother.

  • Laura January 21, 2014 (5:15 pm)

    LOL Hogfather! Danny couldn’t have said it better! Priceless:)! My husband thinks you watched Babe or the pig version of the Geico commercial too many times :)

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